Mikoos vs Gundder

posted on 2013-11-10 22:54:13
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[50 Stone Ber] Gundder Smashuum the Volcano of Infinite Smashing, Bouncer of Heralds, Geezer of Seringale
[ Human ] Prella the Mistress of Death
[ Human ] Lellep the Lady of Legion
[ Drow ] Earl Aderrawin the Student of History
[ Half ] Zhanasi the Master of Vision
[ Duerg ] Grumblik Grubbins the Berserker of Strife
[ Human ] Ophalina the Communer of Decay
[59 Storm CRE] [KNIGHT] Sir Olyn Lotide the Lord of Salt and Sea
[ Duerg ] Denyek the Man-at-Arms
Players found: 9
There are 9 characters on; the most on since startup was 16.

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A deafening roar of thunder is heard 1 mile away.

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> goss Yarrr!
Gundder gossips: 'Yarrr!'

<937hp 399m 402mv calm>
Aderrawin gossips: 'Hello. Greetings.'

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*** An ear-splitting boom is heard as the sky is lit by lightning! ***

Torrents of rain flood through the area.

The sky clears up as the storm's turmoil fades into an abrupt silence.

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an Immortal gossips: 'And the lands refresh with a Yarr!'

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The town clock tolls twelve times as noon approaches.

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> goss Marr!
Gundder gossips: 'Marr!'

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Grumblik walks in.
Curdles the wrinkly, ugly puppy walks in.

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A human city guard walks north.

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Grumblik says 'Poker?'

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Grumblik raises an eyebrow.

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> think
Think what?

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> ponder
You ponder the question.

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The lightning has stopped.

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> 'shur
You say 'Shur.'

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Grumblik beams broadly!

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Polik the citizen of Seringale walks in.

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Grumblik walks south.
Curdles the wrinkly, ugly puppy walks south.

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| Gundder the Volcano of Infinite Smashing, Bouncer of Heralds, adept of Diocletian|
| Patron of the Tavern, 23 years old (122 hours). |
| |
| Race: Stone Hometown: Seringale Health: 937/937 |
| Sex: Male Alignment: Neutral Mana: 399/399 |
| Class: Berserker Ethos: Chaotic Move: 402/402 |
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| |
| Streng: 24 (24+0) Rating: Great Weight: 325/575 |
| Intell: 16 (16+0) Level: 50 Pracs: 2 |
| Wisdom: 16 (16+0) Exp tnl: 24300 Trains: 0 |
| Dexter: 16 (16+0) Quests: 49/56 Items: 26/31 |
| Consti: 19 (21-2) Gold: 2184 Wimpy: 0 hp |
| Luck: Unfortunate Hunger: [***--] Thirst: [****-] |
| |
| Condition: Worn out from your wounds |
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/ |
| Armor Vs Pierce: 148 Saving Throws |
| Hitroll: 19 Vs Bash: 148 Afflictive: 43 |
| Damroll: 32 Vs Slash: 148 Maledictive: 43 |
| Vs Magic: 48 Mental: 45 |
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The Main Street

[Exits: north south west]
A slith city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A fearless adventurer is here asking for a group to explore Haon Dor.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
A large orange pumpkin is here, looking festive.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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North of Market Square

[Exits: north east west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

<937hp 399m 394mv calm> A marvellous fountain has been walled off by a fence.

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A marvellous fountain has been walled off by a fence.

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Northwest of Market Square

[Exits: east south]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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West of Market Square

[Exits: north south west]
A halfling city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A fearless adventurer is here asking for a group to explore Haon Dor.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The West Common Road

[Exits: north east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Meat Store

[Exits: north up]
Hyando the butcher is here selling the freshest meat in town.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

<937hp 399m 389mv calm> buy beef
You haggle the price down to 93 coins.
You buy a slab of beef.

<937hp 399m 389mv calm> eat beef
You eat a slab of beef.
You are full.

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The West Common Road

[Exits: north east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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West of Market Square

[Exits: north south west]
A halfling city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A fearless adventurer is here asking for a group to explore Haon Dor.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Southwest of Market Square

[Exits: north east]
A duergar city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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South of Market Square

[Exits: east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

<937hp 399m 400mv calm> where
Players near you in Seringale:
Grumblik Beside a large bar
Zhanasi Secret Hideout
Lellep Inside the East Gate
Gundder South of Market Square

<937hp 399m 400mv calm> who
[59 Storm CRE] [KNIGHT] Sir Olyn Lotide the Lord of Salt and Sea
[ Human ] Ophalina the Communer of Decay
[ Duerg ] Grumblik Grubbins the Berserker of Strife
[ Half ] Zhanasi the Master of Vision
[ Human ] Lellep the Lady of Legion
[50 Stone Ber] Gundder Smashuum the Volcano of Infinite Smashing, Bouncer of Heralds, Geezer of Seringale
Players found: 6
There are 6 characters on; the most on since startup was 16.

<937hp 399m 400mv calm> look
South of Market Square
You are south of Market Square. A marvellous fountain has been erected
here in the middle of the city of Seringale, ever flowing with clear
drinkable water. The road is well worn from the traffic constantly passing
over it. A path leads east and west around the fountain, while the main
street continues to the south.

[Exits: east south west]
(Charmed) A caustic pit bull is here, snarling at nothing.

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Southwest of Market Square

[Exits: north east]
A duergar city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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West of Market Square

[Exits: north south west]
A halfling city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A fearless adventurer is here asking for a group to explore Haon Dor.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Northwest of Market Square

[Exits: east south]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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North of Market Square

[Exits: north east west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
A large orange pumpkin is here, looking festive.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

<937hp 399m 394mv calm> The Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Outside Mocker's Tavern

[Exits: east west]
(Glowing) The Herald Bulletin Board gleams majestically beside the doorway.
(White Aura) Istina the usher sits here nursing a bottle of wine.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Istina the usher sips at his wine.
A Cloakroom

[Exits: east down]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Alas, you cannot go that way.

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The Eastern Common Room

[Exits: south west up]
Some very comfortable looking sofas have been placed around the room.
A makeshift stage has been set up for the performing mice.
A small deaf mouse wields Thera's tiniest violin.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Western Common Room

[Exits: north east south]
Some very comfortable looking sofas have been placed around the room.
A sparkling new bookcase covered in carved portraits rests here containing the Theran Mystiques: Volume 3.
An untidy bookcase with a sign reading 'Theran Mystiques: Volume two' is propped up against a wall.
A neat bookcase with a sign reading 'Theran Mystiques: Volume one' rests against a wall.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Stage Entrance

[Exits: east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Nibbling Nook

[Exits: west up]
Several high backed chairs line the bar on the south wall of the room.
Vikka, the serving girl of the tavern, stands waiting for a customer.
Mereth the owner of the stand bustles about behind the counter.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Stage Entrance

[Exits: east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Echo Point

[Exits: east south]
Some velvet lounge chairs have been arranged to face the stage.
Farael the Herald is here, reciting poetry from Thera's past.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Behind the Grand Curtain

[Exits: north south]
Zaistin the bard guild guardian stands here guarding his guild.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Zaistin the bard guild guardian says 'You're not a member of this guild, Gundder!'
Zaistin the bard guild guardian blocks you from entering the guild.

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The Echo Point

[Exits: east south]
Some velvet lounge chairs have been arranged to face the stage.
Farael the Herald is here, reciting poetry from Thera's past.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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The Stage Entrance

[Exits: east south west]
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Someone flies in.
The Western Common Room

[Exits: north east south]
Some very comfortable looking sofas have been placed around the room.
A sparkling new bookcase covered in carved portraits rests here containing the Theran Mystiques: Volume 3.
An untidy bookcase with a sign reading 'Theran Mystiques: Volume two' is propped up against a wall.
A neat bookcase with a sign reading 'Theran Mystiques: Volume one' rests against a wall.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Someone flies in.

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Beside a large bar

[Exits: north east]
Soft velvet cloth has been draped over this mahogany table.
(Charmed) A wrinkly, ugly puppy is here, snarling at nothing.
Grumblik is here.
Jaloro the half-elf mans the poker table in colourful clothes.
Edraer the bartender of the Mockers Tavern is here preparing drinks.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

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Someone flies in.

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Lellep fades into existence.

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Grumblik walks east.
Curdles the wrinkly, ugly puppy walks east.

<937hp 399m 398mv calm>
Grumblik walks in.
Curdles the wrinkly, ugly puppy walks in.

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Lellep flies east.

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Grumblik nods.

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Grumblik walks north.
Curdles the wrinkly, ugly puppy walks north.

<937hp 399m 398mv calm> stre
You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.

<937hp 399m 398mv calm>
Grumblik walks in.
Curdles the wrinkly, ugly puppy walks in.

<937hp 399m 398mv calm>
Lellep flies in.

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Lellep flies north.

<937hp 399m 398mv calm> pose 1

Lellep flies in.
You fight a losing battle to control your anger.

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Lellep looks at Grumblik.

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Grumblik nods.

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Grumblik looks at Lellep.
Lellep licks Grumblik's jawline delicately.

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Grumblik gets a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

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Grumblik gets a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

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Grumblik sits down at the poker table.
Jaloro says 'Grumblik has joined the game. Waiting for more players.'

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Grumblik says 'Join us fer some poker?'

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> em farts.
Gundder farts.

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Jaloro says 'We're waiting for one more player to take a seat.'

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Grumblik gruffly beckons at the table

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Someone steps out of the shadows.

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The white aura around Grumblik fades.

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Lellep utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> stre
You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> 'hrgm
You say 'Hrgm.'

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The town clock tolls once as the evening begins.

<937hp 399m 402mv calm> war
You grunt softly.

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Odile the Crier gossips 'Mikoos has broken the peace code of the tavern!'
You yell 'Help! someone tried to assassinate me!'
Mikoos fades into existence.
Mikoos's assassination attempt does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
That really did HURT!
You are envenomed by Mikoos's poison mastery.
You feel suddenly overburdened by weight.
a whispering battle axe is too heavy for you to wield.
Your poison MASSACRES you!
Mikoos is in excellent condition.

<351hp 384m 402mv evasive> war

Mikoos dances around your punch, easily dodging it.
Mikoos thrusts your punch aside in a skillful parry.
Mikoos's phantom dragon's breath MANGLES you!
Mikoos's phantom dragon's breath *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Mikoos is in excellent condition.

<160hp 384m 402mv aggressive> flee

Mikoos dodges your punch.
Mikoos dances around your punch, easily dodging it.
Mikoos's phantom dragon's breath MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Mikoos is in excellent condition.

<88hp 384m 402mv aggressive> You feel righteous as you yell out your warcry.
You yell 'God of War, grant me your favor!'
Mikoos is in excellent condition.

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Grumblik looks at you.
Mikoos is in excellent condition.

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Lellep looks at you.
Mikoos is in excellent condition.

<88hp 354m 402mv aggressive>
Mikoos's trip misses you.
Mikoos is in excellent condition.

<88hp 354m 402mv aggressive> flee

Your punch mauls Mikoos.
Mikoos's phantom dragon's breath *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!

Your protection has expired, and a contract has been placed.
You are no longer overburdened by weight.
You feel suddenly overburdened by weight.
You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.


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Full loot by the way. Right down to my god damned red stone and tin canteen.
  1. darshanzn Mikoos vs Gundder -
    Well placed warcry. Should have flurried.

  2. kornhole loot -
    wasnt mikoos that looted you, was a vulture. Also, definitely shoulda flurried!
  3. kento Mikoos vs Gundder -
    Anyone else surprised no auto rage?
  4. gundder Mikoos vs Gundder -
    Damn I had some nice gambled items too, almost a full suit. Nothing that cant soon be replaced though. Yarrr!
  5. Beljia Mikoos vs Gundder -
    @Kento: He was probably lagged from the two warcry attempts, so could not rage. I believe that Rondak had at least one death where he could not rage due to lag from a skill.
  6. darshanzn Mikoos vs Gundder -
    Someone steps out of the shadows.

    Should have taken notice of that. I think or heard mention that assasinate requires a stalk first.

    I which case you did get a hint that someone is trying something to someone.
  7. kento Mikoos vs Gundder -
    @Beljia: Normally if a berserker takes a massive amount of damage all at once, such as USNPEAKABLE THINGS, they will be forced into automatically raging.
  8. mikoos2 Mikoos vs Gundder -
    @darshanzn no that was just me messing up badly.
  9. Beljia Mikoos vs Gundder -
    Not to be more of a smartypants than usual, but...

    @Kento: If you are lagged, you will not rage to my knowledge. And warcry counts as skill lag. That is why Gundder likely did not rage. I am fully aware of the mechanics of autorage, thank you.

    @darshanzn: You are likely thinking of the thief guild assassinate, which is technically ambush now.
  10. Rondak Mikoos vs Gundder -
    Assasinate still does require a stalk first. Moving on to autorage, Beljia is right. If you are lagged Autorage cannot activate, so warcry killed him. He was literally lagged the entire fight because of warcry.