Roll sheets and pimp knight guards

posted on 2012-09-09 07:05:20
Following dumbass's dumbass asshatery,

<272hp 346m 285mv> l roll
Valour's Most Wanted
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Etelann the Master Enchanter
Tivris the Knight of Legion
Nevek the Hand of an Immortal
Veruliane the Queen of Devils
Daoph the Battlemaster
Ikaork the Volcano of Infinite Rage
Loire the Volcano of Infinite Rage
Jund the Holy Shaman
Valox the Wrath of Nature
Vabastis the Animator

Oh well. Cheesy Knight guards will clear it up.


115hp 639m 164mv> s
The Walk of Pride
Tall buildings surround this immaculately built and laid stone road.
They are of uniform height and stand close together. Natural light shines
in from the skies above. The buildings and the skies together create a
striking contrast between the forces of humanity and nature. The stone road
is wide enough for a group of adventurers to travel down. Lamp-posts line
the street, leading it to the north and south.

[Exits: north south]
Nitherius walks in.

<115hp 639m 162mv> s
The Walk of Pride
Tall buildings surround this immaculately built and laid stone road.
They are of uniform height and stand close together. Natural light shines
in from the skies above. The buildings and the skies together create a
striking contrast between the forces of humanity and nature. The stone road
is wide enough for a group of adventurers to travel down. Lamp-posts line
the street, leading it to the north and south.

[Exits: north south west]
A Knight of the Holy Cross patrols the area diligently.
Nitherius walks in.
A Knight of the Holy Cross looks at you sternly.
A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Etelann! You shall pay!'
A Knight of the Holy Cross's slash misses you.
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<115hp 639m 160mv> s
No way! You are still fighting!
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<115hp 639m 160mv> flee
s
No way! You are still fighting!
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<115hp 639m 160mv> You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Sunburst Tavern
An enormous public house that overlooks the bay of Sarich, this place
provides a wide range of beverages for its patrons. Tables with stools, and
cushioned benches running around the walls, offer lots of places for rest
and relaxation. A bar has been constructed across the far northern wall,
with more stools running down its breadth. There is a place to rest just
about everywhere there is a place to look.

[Exits: east west]
Jeannine is at the bar, taking orders and serving drinks to customers.
Nitherius walks in.

<115hp 639m 159mv> A dart board is hanging on the southern wall.
A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Circle around and trap Etelann from behind!'

<115hp 639m 159mv> flee
You aren't fighting anyone.

<115hp 639m 159mv> e
The Walk of Pride
Tall buildings surround this immaculately built and laid stone road.
They are of uniform height and stand close together. Natural light shines
in from the skies above. The buildings and the skies together create a
striking contrast between the forces of humanity and nature. The stone road
is wide enough for a group of adventurers to travel down. Lamp-posts line
the street, leading it to the north and south.

[Exits: north south west]
A Knight of the Holy Cross patrols the area diligently.
Nitherius walks in.
A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Etelann! Now you die!'
A Knight of the Holy Cross's slash wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A Knight of the Holy Cross's slash injures you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A Knight of the Holy Cross's trip misses you.
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<80hp 639m 158mv> s
flee
No way! You are still fighting!
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<80hp 639m 158mv> You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Sunburst Tavern
An enormous public house that overlooks the bay of Sarich, this place
provides a wide range of beverages for its patrons. Tables with stools, and
cushioned benches running around the walls, offer lots of places for rest
and relaxation. A bar has been constructed across the far northern wall,
with more stools running down its breadth. There is a place to rest just
about everywhere there is a place to look.

[Exits: east west]
Jeannine is at the bar, taking orders and serving drinks to customers.
Nitherius walks in.

<80hp 639m 157mv> w
Jeannine the elven waitress says 'You're not a member of this guild, Etelann!'
Jeannine the elven waitress blocks you from entering the guild.

<80hp 639m 157mv> wher
Players near you:
Nitherius The Sunburst Tavern
Ikroma The Walk of Pride
Etelann The Sunburst Tavern
Beljia Bridge over the Bay of Sarich

<80hp 639m 157mv> inv
You are carrying:
a pitch-black flaming longsword
(Glowing) a fiery dagger
(Magical) a seashell ring
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
a purple potion

<80hp 639m 157mv> exam sack
A Big Ol'Pack Sack holds:
(Humming) an energy scroll
( 6) a purple potion
(Magical) a moss-covered sword
an adamantite mace
a silver shield etched with a bear
a disease-scarred full plate of survival
(Magical) (Glowing) a helm of the black-tear
some black-tear sleeves
(Glowing) an icicle

<80hp 639m 157mv>
You are no longer attuned with cold.

<87hp 653m 194mv> get en sack
You get an energy scroll from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<87hp 653m 194mv> recite en
You recite an energy scroll.
You feel a lot better!
You feel less tired.

<114hp 653m 213mv> wher

Nitherius says 'Oh I can.'

<114hp 653m 213mv> Players near you:
Nitherius The Sunburst Tavern
Etelann The Sunburst Tavern
Beljia Bridge over the Bay of Sarich

<114hp 653m 213mv> rest
You rest.

<114hp 653m 213mv>
Nitherius says 'Seems I can.'

<114hp 653m 213mv> say Find the east gate
You say 'Find the east gate.'

<114hp 653m 213mv>
Nitherius says 'What did you want?'

<114hp 653m 213mv> say west gate
You say 'West gate.'

<114hp 653m 213mv>
Nitherius says 'Yeah.'

<114hp 653m 213mv> say go out west

A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Alert! Etelann is an anathema to Valour!'

<114hp 653m 213mv> You say 'Go out west.'

<114hp 653m 213mv>
Nitherius nods.

<114hp 653m 213mv> say I'll have to come back
You say 'I'll have to come back '

<114hp 653m 213mv> l
The Sunburst Tavern
An enormous public house that overlooks the bay of Sarich, this place
provides a wide range of beverages for its patrons. Tables with stools, and
cushioned benches running around the walls, offer lots of places for rest
and relaxation. A bar has been constructed across the far northern wall,
with more stools running down its breadth. There is a place to rest just
about everywhere there is a place to look.

[Exits: east west]
Nitherius the Captain of Assault is here.
Jeannine is at the bar, taking orders and serving drinks to customers.

<114hp 653m 213mv>
The white aura around your body fades.

<135hp 674m 255mv> wa
You stand up.

<135hp 674m 255mv>
Nitherius nods.

<135hp 674m 255mv> get pur sack

A Knight of the Holy Cross walks in.
A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Etelann! Now you die!'
[** ] You parry a Knight of the Holy Cross's slash.
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<135hp 674m 255mv> get pur sack
You get a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<135hp 674m 255mv> You get a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<135hp 674m 255mv> flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Walk of Pride
Tall buildings surround this immaculately built and laid stone road.
They are of uniform height and stand close together. Natural light shines
in from the skies above. The buildings and the skies together create a
striking contrast between the forces of humanity and nature. The stone road
is wide enough for a group of adventurers to travel down. Lamp-posts line
the street, leading it to the north and south.

[Exits: north south west]
A Knight of the Holy Cross patrols the area diligently.
Nitherius walks in.
A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Time to die, Etelann!'
A Knight of the Holy Cross's slash decimates you!
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<109hp 674m 254mv> flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Sunburst Tavern
An enormous public house that overlooks the bay of Sarich, this place
provides a wide range of beverages for its patrons. Tables with stools, and
cushioned benches running around the walls, offer lots of places for rest
and relaxation. A bar has been constructed across the far northern wall,
with more stools running down its breadth. There is a place to rest just
about everywhere there is a place to look.

[Exits: east west]
A Knight of the Holy Cross patrols the area diligently.
Jeannine is at the bar, taking orders and serving drinks to customers.
Nitherius walks in.
A Knight of the Holy Cross looks at you sternly.

<109hp 674m 253mv>
A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Etelann! You're MINE!'
A Knight of the Holy Cross's slash DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You couldn't escape!
A Knight of the Holy Cross is in excellent condition.

<63hp 674m 253mv> flee

A Knight of the Holy Cross's slash maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You couldn't escape!
Your thwack maims a Knight of the Holy Cross!
Your thwack misses a Knight of the Holy Cross.
Nitherius's shocking bite decimates a Knight of the Holy Cross!
A Knight of the Holy Cross has a few scratches.

<30hp 674m 253mv> You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Walk of Pride
Tall buildings surround this immaculately built and laid stone road.
They are of uniform height and stand close together. Natural light shines
in from the skies above. The buildings and the skies together create a
striking contrast between the forces of humanity and nature. The stone road
is wide enough for a group of adventurers to travel down. Lamp-posts line
the street, leading it to the north and south.

[Exits: north south west]
A Knight of the Holy Cross is here, facing someone.
A Knight of the Holy Cross looks at you sternly.

<30hp 674m 252mv>
A Knight of the Holy Cross yells 'Time to die, Etelann!'
A Knight of the Holy Cross's slash DISEMBOWELS you!
You have been KILLED!!


No more roll sheet blues for me!
  1. Etelann Roll sheets and pimp knight guards -
    these guards leave me wondering if it was really such an epidemic of people ganking newbies as harshly as possible that these were put into the town whenever they were put in. This and mobs around the world like them actively discourage PK. if the mobs were balanced I don't think I'd be as annoyed. At least allow a person to run from them. They're basically like the Outlaws that come to avenge Gasparo when you finish killing him. A few quests are like that, as practically certain death.

    How would squires and Knights feel if goodies got contracted, and then when trying to kill an unrepentant evil, the evil just goes to DH and any low rank squire or knight goes there and gets mobbed to death by 5 outlaws all on speedwalk?