beat ranger illithid illus

posted on 2012-02-22 12:17:04
<645hp 980m 368mv> feeb or
The Pawn Shop

[Exits: north south]
A dusty sign rests on the counter tiredly.
(Charmed) A large black panther poises here.
(Charmed) A large, ferocious wolf is here.
(White Aura) Orav is here.
Vinnie the shopkeeper waits to do completely legal business with you.
An illusion of a Defiler walks in.
An illusion of Honraki the Merchant walks in.
Vinnie the Shopkeeper says 'One difficult task at a time, Nagisslhu.'

<645hp 980m 366mv> Orav yells 'Die! Nagisslhu, you sorcerous dog!'
You failed to feeblemind Orav.
Orav's slice DISMEMBERS you!
Orav's slice DISEMBOWELS you!
Orav swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
You parry Orav's slice.
Orav screams out in agonizing pain as his body starts to deform!
Orav's body becomes covered with fur and his claws sharpen as he takes the form of a tiger!
Orav's slice MASSACRES you!
You parry Orav's pierce.
You parry Orav's slice.
Orav parries your shocking bite aside with an easy swing from his off-hand weapon.
A large wolf's bite injures you.
A large wolf's bite wounds you.
A large black panther's claw devastates you!
A large black panther's claw devastates you!
A large black panther gets a wild look in its eyes.
Orav is in excellent condition.

<372hp 945m 366mv>
You parry Orav's slice.
Orav's pierce maims you!
Your shocking bite misses Orav.
A large wolf's bite mauls you.
You parry a large wolf's bite.
A large black panther's claw MUTILATES you!
A large black panther's claw MUTILATES you!
Orav is in excellent condition.

<234hp 945m 366mv> feeb or
Orav gets a blank look on his face.
Orav is in excellent condition.

<234hp 910m 366mv>
Orav's slice DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry Orav's pierce.
Orav dodges your shocking bite.
You parry a large wolf's bite.
You parry a large wolf's bite.
A large black panther's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A large black panther's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Orav is in excellent condition.

<82hp 910m 366mv> c dis
The white aura around Orav's body vanishes.
Success!
Orav is in excellent condition.

<82hp 895m 366mv>
Orav's slice MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Orav swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
Orav's pierce DISEMBOWELS you!
You enter a state of shock, and redirect your energy to sustain your body.
You parry Orav's slice.
Your shocking bite misses Orav.
An illusion of a Defiler's slash misses Orav.
A large wolf's bite wounds you.
You parry a large wolf's bite.
A large black panther's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
A large black panther's claw MUTILATES you!
Orav is in excellent condition.

<198hp 0m 366mv>
Orav's slice MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Orav's crush DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your shocking bite misses Orav.
A large wolf's bite misses you.
You parry a large wolf's bite.
You parry a large black panther's claw.
A large black panther's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Orav is in excellent condition.

<32hp 0m 366mv> flee
flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Back Room of the Pawn Shop

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  1. bah beat ranger illithid illus -
    I loved how you managed to crawl past my spam-murder. My ping is fubar sometimes :/
  2. rezakhan beat ranger illithid illus -
    Not that it would have won you the fight, since your illusions weren't hitting anyway, but when going up against a ranger (at least you used to be able to do this), enter the room and 'order all k panther'. Then do the same for the wolf. Your illusions can take them out pretty quickly, and if he's autoassisting, you might be able to take out both his pets without getting hit at all yourself.
  3. bah beat ranger illithid illus -
    Nagisslhu tells you 'You know you're trash when you're a 50 ranger.'

    nice RP bro
  4. TheNags beat ranger illithid illus -
    Orav tells you 'lol get raped son.'

    nice RP bro.
  5. cryith beat ranger illithid illus -
    yup thats great RP
  6. bah beat ranger illithid illus -
    First of all, i don't stoop to your level, never (no matter how much i'd die).

    And second, the more you make shit like this up, the more respect you lose in everyone's eyes, Nagisshlu.
  7. erlwith beat ranger illithid illus -
    I don't get the feeblemind. This shoulda been an easy win. Terrain, misdirection then just keep dispelling, rinse and repeat. Did you even bother with dreamstruck? Did you haste and/or enlarge your pets? Why didn't you have illusions? Flashfire? Ffs.
  8. erlwith t -
    I don't get the feeblemind. This shoulda been an easy win. Terrain, misdirection then just keep dispelling, rinse and repeat. Did you even bother with dreamstruck? Did you haste and/or enlarge your pets? Why didn't you have illusions? Flashfire? Ffs.