Ow my anus

posted on 2010-10-02 04:18:49
<529hp 581m 308mv 5966xp road day>
Lavesh yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Dhaeren!'
Dhaeren's divine power decimates Lavesh!
Dhaeren's divine power decimates Lavesh!

<529hp 581m 308mv 5966xp road day>
Dhaeren yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Kimuriel!'
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite.
Dhaeren dances around your shocking bite, easily dodging it.
Lavesh's thrust maims Dhaeren!
Dhaeren has a few scratches.

<529hp 581m 308mv 5966xp road day>
Lavesh knocks Dhaeren senseless with a full on bodyslam.
Lavesh's bodyslam devastates Dhaeren!
Dhaeren has a few scratches.

<529hp 581m 308mv 5966xp road day>
c ter

The white aura around Lavesh fades.
Dhaeren has a few scratches.

<534hp 593m 353mv 5966xp road day> You failed to deceive Dhaeren.
Dhaeren has a few scratches.

<534hp 553m 353mv 5966xp road day>
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite aside with an easy swing from his off-hand weapon.
Dhaeren's divine power DISEMBOWELS Lavesh!
Dhaeren's freezing bite MANGLES Lavesh!
Dhaeren's divine power DISEMBOWELS Lavesh!
Dhaeren's freezing bite MASSACRES Lavesh!
An illusion of a gnoll's slash wounds Dhaeren.
Lavesh's thrust misses Dhaeren.
Lavesh's thrust misses Dhaeren.
Dhaeren has some small wounds and bruises.

<534hp 553m 353mv 5966xp road day>
c ter
You send Dhaeren spiraling into an illusionary terrain.
Dhaeren has some small wounds and bruises.

<534hp 513m 353mv 5966xp road day>
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite with a hasty swing from his off-hand weapon.
Dhaeren's divine power DISMEMBERS Lavesh!
Dhaeren's freezing bite MANGLES Lavesh!
Dhaeren's divine power DISEMBOWELS Lavesh!
An illusion of a forest ettin's slash mauls Dhaeren.
An illusion of a forest ettin's slash decimates Dhaeren!
Lavesh's thrust maims Dhaeren!
Dhaeren has some small wounds and bruises.

<534hp 513m 353mv 5966xp road day>
Dhaeren has fled!
Dhaeren walks north.
Harley the leopard walks north.

<534hp 513m 353mv 5966xp road day>
w
Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 352mv 5966xp road day>
w
Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 351mv 5966xp road day>
w
w
Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
The skies are lit with lightning and all sound is lost in thunder.
The surge has arrived.

<534hp 513m 350mv 5966xp road day> Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 349mv 5966xp road day>
g purp sack
You get a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<534hp 513m 349mv 5966xp road day>
w
City Entrance

[Exits: east west]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 348mv 5966xp road day>
w
w
Outside the East Gate

[Exits: east west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 347mv 5966xp city day> Inside the East Gate

[Exits: north east south west]
A gate guard is here guarding the gates of Seringale.
A gate guard is here guarding the gates of Seringale.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 346mv 5966xp city day>
give purp lav
You give a purple potion to Lavesh.

<534hp 513m 346mv 5966xp city day>
gr
Kimuriel's group:
[32 Chm] An illusion of a gnoll 100% hp 65% mana 82% mv
[40 Chm] An illusion of a forest ettin 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
[44 Ber] Lavesh 39% hp 65% mana 82% mv 16129 tnl
[43 Ill] Kimuriel 91% hp 49% mana 96% mv 5966 tnl

<534hp 513m 346mv 5966xp city day>
af
You are affected by the following:
Spell: weapon ward : lasts for 3 hours
Spell: fly : lasts for 4 hours
Spell: blur : lasts for 1 hours
Spell: stone skin : modifies ac by -40 for 38 hours
Spell: armor : modifies ac by -20 for 18 hours
Spell: protective shield: lasts for 1 hours
Spell: detect invis : lasts for 22 hours

<534hp 513m 346mv 5966xp city day>
g pur sack
You get a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<534hp 513m 346mv 5966xp city day>
g pur sack
e
You get a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<534hp 513m 346mv 5966xp city day>
e
Outside the East Gate

[Exits: east west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

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e

Lavesh puts a purple potion in a heavy backpack.
City Entrance

[Exits: east west]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 344mv 5966xp road day>
Lavesh gets a purple potion from a heavy backpack.
Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 343mv 5966xp road day>
Lavesh quaffs a purple potion.
Lavesh is surrounded by a white aura.

<534hp 513m 343mv 5966xp road day>
east
Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 342mv 5966xp road day>
where pk
east
Players near you:
Dhaeren Road to the Dwarven Mines
Lavesh Along the Eastern Road
Kimuriel Along the Eastern Road

<534hp 513m 342mv 5966xp road day>
east
Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 341mv 5966xp road day> Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 340mv 5966xp road day>
east
The Crossroads

[Exits: north east south west]
(Charmed) A leopard is here, guarding its master.
(White Aura) Dhaeren is here.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 339mv 5966xp road day>
murder dh

Dhaeren walks south.
Harley the leopard walks south.
Lavesh scans all around.
They aren't here.

<534hp 513m 339mv 5966xp road day>
south
Path from Eastern Road into the Forest

[Exits: north south]
(Charmed) A leopard is here, guarding its master.
(White Aura) Dhaeren is here.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 338mv 5966xp road day>
south
Dhaeren walks north.
Harley the leopard walks north.

<534hp 513m 338mv 5966xp road day> Path from Eastern Road into the Forest

[Exits: north west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 337mv 5966xp road day>
quaf purp
You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.

<534hp 513m 337mv 5966xp road day>
north
north
Path from Eastern Road into the Forest

[Exits: north south]
(Charmed) A leopard is here, guarding its master.
(White Aura) Dhaeren is here.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 336mv 5966xp road day>
Dhaeren walks south.
Harley the leopard walks south.
The Crossroads

[Exits: north east south west]
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 335mv 5966xp road day>
south
Path from Eastern Road into the Forest

[Exits: north south]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<534hp 513m 334mv 5966xp road day>
murder dh
south
They aren't here.

<534hp 513m 334mv 5966xp road day>
murder dh
Path from Eastern Road into the Forest

[Exits: north west]
(Charmed) A leopard is here, guarding its master.
(White Aura) Dhaeren is here.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a forest ettin walks in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<534hp 513m 333mv 5966xp road day> Dhaeren yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Kimuriel!'
Dhaeren thrusts your shocking bite aside in a skillful parry.
Dhaeren has some small wounds and bruises.

<534hp 513m 333mv 5966xp road day>
Lavesh's eyes suddenly burn like hot coals as he is gripped by insanity!
Dhaeren yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Lavesh!'
Lavesh's thrust DISEMBOWELS Dhaeren!
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<534hp 513m 333mv 5966xp road day>
The clouds disappear.
An illusion of a forest ettin stops following you.
An illusion of a forest ettin disappears.
The white aura around Dhaeren fades.
You have become better at meditation!
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<543hp 546m 358mv 5965xp road day>
Dhaeren couldn't dodge your shocking bite but you miss by inches.
Dhaeren swings wildly and misses you by a mile.
Dhaeren's freezing bite decimates you!
Lavesh rakes Dhaeren's weapon aside!
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<517hp 546m 358mv 5965xp road day>
Dhaeren has fled!
Dhaeren walks west.
Harley the leopard walks west.

<517hp 546m 358mv 5965xp road day>
west
murder dh
Sharply Downturning Forest Path

[Exits: east down]
(Charmed) A leopard is here, guarding its master.
(White Aura) Dhaeren is here.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.

<517hp 546m 357mv 5965xp road day> Dhaeren yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Kimuriel!'
Dhaeren nimbly dodges your shocking bite with a practiced maneuver.
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite.
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<517hp 546m 357mv 5965xp road day>
Dhaeren has fled!
Dhaeren walks down.
Harley the leopard walks down.

<517hp 546m 357mv 5965xp road day>
d
c dr dh
Quiet Forest Path

[Exits: east up]
(Charmed) A leopard is here, guarding its master.
(White Aura) Dhaeren is here.
Lavesh flies in.
A large, adolescent dragon flies in.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.
Dhaeren yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Lavesh!'
Lavesh rakes Dhaeren's weapon aside!
Lavesh's thrust maims Dhaeren!

<517hp 546m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Lavesh knocks Dhaeren senseless with a full on bodyslam.
Lavesh's bodyslam DISEMBOWELS Dhaeren!
Dhaeren yells 'Die! Kimuriel, you sorcerous dog!'
You failed to dreamstrike Dhaeren.
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Dhaeren's freezing bite decimates you!
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Dhaeren's freezing bite decimates you!
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<462hp 516m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Your shocking bite injures Dhaeren.
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Dhaeren's freezing bite mauls you.
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Lavesh tries to rake Dhaeren, but fails.
Lavesh's thrust MUTILATES Dhaeren!
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<439hp 516m 356mv 5965xp road day>
c mis
You failed to misguide Dhaeren.
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<439hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite.
Dhaeren's divine power decimates you!
Dhaeren's freezing bite decimates you!
Dhaeren's divine power mauls you.
Dhaeren's riposte MUTILATES An illusion of a gnoll!
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<365hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Dydric walks in.
A wild boar walks in.
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<365hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Lavesh scans all around.
Dhaeren has quite a few wounds.

<365hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Dydric walks east.
A wild boar walks east.
Lavesh knocks Dhaeren senseless with a full on bodyslam.
Lavesh's bodyslam DISEMBOWELS Dhaeren!
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<365hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Dydric walks in.
A wild boar walks in.
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<365hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Lavesh yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Dydric!'
Dydric's freezing bite injures Lavesh.
Dydric's freezing bite injures Lavesh.
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<365hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite aside with an easy swing from his off-hand weapon.
Dhaeren's divine power devastates you!
Dhaeren's freezing bite mauls you.
Dhaeren's divine power mauls you.
Dhaeren's freezing bite decimates you!
Dydric's freezing bite wounds Lavesh.
Dydric's freezing bite injures Lavesh.
Dydric's freezing bite injures Lavesh.
A wild boar's charge injures Lavesh.
A wild boar's charge injures Lavesh.
Lavesh rakes Dhaeren's weapon aside!
Lavesh's thrust MUTILATES Dhaeren!
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<260hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
o ettin rescue kimuriel
They aren't here.
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<260hp 481m 356mv 5965xp road day>
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite with an easy flourish.
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Dhaeren's primary weapon has been raked aside!
Dydric's freezing bite wounds Lavesh.
Dydric's freezing bite injures Lavesh.
You notice something new in Dhaeren's technique.
You have become better at parry!
A wild boar's charge injures Lavesh.
A wild boar's charge wounds Lavesh.
Lavesh's thrust DISEMBOWELS Dydric!
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<260hp 481m 356mv 5963xp road day>
fle
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Quiet Forest Path

[Exits: west down]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<260hp 481m 355mv 5973xp road day>
fle
You aren't fighting anyone.

<260hp 481m 355mv 5973xp road day>
d
Path into Dwarf Forest

[Exits: west up]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<260hp 481m 354mv 5973xp road day>
Harley the leopard yells 'Help! Lavesh is on the rampage!'

<260hp 481m 354mv 5973xp road day>
u
Quiet Forest Path

[Exits: west down]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<260hp 481m 353mv 5973xp road day>
w
Quiet Forest Path

[Exits: east up]
The sliced-off leg of Harley the leopard is lying here.
(Charmed) a wild boar is here, fighting Lavesh.
(White Aura) Dydric is here, fighting Lavesh.
(Charmed) A large, adolescent dragon is here, its scales changing colour every moment.
(White Aura) Lavesh is here.
(White Aura) Dhaeren is here, fighting Lavesh.
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<260hp 481m 352mv 5973xp road day>
Dhaeren yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Kimuriel!'
Dhaeren dodges your shocking bite.
Dhaeren's divine power decimates Lavesh!
Dhaeren's freezing bite MUTILATES Lavesh!
Lavesh's flames injure Dhaeren.
Dhaeren's divine power mauls Lavesh.
Dydric's freezing bite injures Lavesh.
Dydric's freezing bite injures Lavesh.
A wild boar's charge wounds Lavesh.
A wild boar's charge injures Lavesh.
Lavesh's thrust MUTILATES Dhaeren!
Lavesh's thrust maims Dydric!
Dhaeren looks pretty hurt.

<260hp 481m 352mv 5973xp road day>
murder dh
You do the best you can!
Dhaeren looks pretty hurt.

<260hp 481m 352mv 5973xp road day>
The white aura around Dydric's body fades.
The white aura around Lavesh fades.
The white aura around your body fades.
Your definition returns to your physical self.
Your protective shield dissipates.
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<265hp 491m 358mv 5973xp road day>
A wild boar walks in.
A large wolf walks in.
A bloated, old bloodhound walks in.
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<265hp 491m 358mv 5973xp road day>
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Gadriana!'
Gadriana's slash MASSACRES you!
You parry Gadriana's pierce.
You parry Gadriana's slash.
Gadriana's slash DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Dhaeren has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<128hp 491m 358mv 5973xp road day>
Gadriana's slash MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Gadriana's pierce DISMEMBERS you!
You enter a state of shock, and redirect your energy to sustain your body.
Gadriana's slash MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Dhaeren dodges your shocking bite.
Dhaeren parries your shocking bite.
Dhaeren's divine power DISEMBOWELS Lavesh!
Dhaeren's freezing bite MASSACRES Lavesh!
Lavesh's flames maul Dhaeren.
Dhaeren's divine power DISEMBOWELS Lavesh!
Dhaeren's freezing bite misses Lavesh.
Dydric's freezing bite MUTILATES Lavesh!
Dydric's freezing bite maims Lavesh!
An illusion of a gnoll's slash wounds Dhaeren.
A wild boar's charge devastates Lavesh!
A wild boar's charge devastates Lavesh!
A large wolf's bite decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A large wolf's bite mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A wild boar's charge maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A wild boar's charge misses you.
Dhaeren looks pretty hurt.

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Dydric tames Lavesh.
Lavesh suddenly clutches his wounds and slumps to the ground, unconscious.
Lavesh is stunned, but will probably recover.
Dhaeren looks pretty hurt.

<8hp 0m 358mv 5973xp road day>
fle
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
Sharply Downturning Forest Path

[Exits: east down]
An illusion of a gnoll walks in.

<8hp 0m 357mv 5983xp road day>
east
Path from Eastern Road into the Forest



TIME FOR THE GREAT ESCAPE!

Got away with Gad on my ass like a fat kid on a wow card.

  1. erumas Ow my anus -
    You left out the part about you dying to Dydric a few moments later.
  2. spoonfed Ow my anus -
    I didn't die...and Dydric wasn't in my PK...Lavesh died though, maybe that's who you are thinking about.
  3. erumas Ow my anus -
    Sorry, you're right. I thought this was Lavesh posting.
  4. retard Ow my anus -
    <8hp 0m 358mv 5973xp road day>
    Dydric tames Lavesh.
    Lavesh suddenly clutches his wounds and slumps to the ground, unconscious.
    Lavesh is stunned, but will probably recover.


    That part seems too easy.
  5. tiravs Ow my anus -
    Well for that to work you already have to have done enough damage to "kill" the berserker. If he still has hp left after the rage bonus wears off, he lives and is free to flee/quaff or do whatever he wants.
  6. retard Ow my anus -
    I meant that it has an extremely high success rate, but the health argument is shaky as well, because the auto-stun feature of rage is CON-based... either you get stunned or you just die. And if you are stunned it was because you were supposed to live. Also, I have heard players saying that rangers absolutely tool berserkers and they were just referring to tame.
  7. Clifton Ow my anus -
    Considering 2 charmies, 1 pet, dual wield versus raged zerker and 1 defense (parry), dealing enough damage then taming isn't too hard...
  8. Nadrin Ow my anus -
    It doesnt always work that well. I tamed Krydus twice when he was badly hurt from fighting me, once in a one on one fight, and once in a two on one fight. He crawled away and escaped both times. Everytime I tamed him he managed to get away, and Tame failing caused my death more then once against him.
  9. retard Ow my anus -
    All you had to do was wait a bit longer.
  10. Nadrin Ow my anus -
    yeah I know. In both situations I should of done something else but didn't. As it was HAD I of waited, I would of died... The damage a fire zerker puts out is insane.
  11. tiravs Ow my anus -
    Yeah. I think it can be argued that maybe tame is too easy. But it can also be argued that without it the ranger wouldn't have a chance. Rangers have lowerish hp. Berserkers when raged swing and own pets in 2 rounds. They also are essentially immune to arrows which cripples alot of the rangers damage and skills. And like Nadrin said, it doesn't always land. It can fail quite often. And when it fails, the lag is long enough that a raged zerker will probably kill you. Or atleast do enough to make you run away like a sissie..
  12. Hrimo Ow my anus -
    Tame is the only counter to zerkers, though it is a very cheesy one, for rangers. Other than that Zerkers are built to eat rangers' very existence.

    Zerks are enhanced to fight against group attacks, ..that's rangers (and even their bears get ate relatively quickly since there's already serious constraints on how they come out in the first place). Zerks rage-resist (and only resist) arrows for the purpose to nuke ranger skills (oriented around bow).

    I've always seen a rock > scissors > paper > rock view (with included counters) within the fighter classes (Warriors > Zerkers > Rangers > Warriors). I'll admit tame success rate upsets this somewhat, but other than that two equally skilled well-equipped ranger/zerks going at it should result in a zerk win or both dying. Tame keeps that from always happening, by killing zerk's end fight trump card.

    Maybe put a stipulation in tame that if the ranger is too weak, the opponent isn't affected by their frail attempts because they don't even look strong enough to validate their attempt. This would keep those "both low health" tame pwns (when the zerk should win) from happening, also that you must be primary target for it to work.
  13. marsd Ow my anus -
    dunno, between tame, two pets, enhanced dual parry, bow, whip, staff...

    vs rage, no dodge, dual wield mace...
  14. Hrimo Ow my anus -
    Lol marsd,

    you aren't going to dual a whip (or probably wear one), you aren't going to wear a bow, and you probably wouldn't dual wield at all when against a raged zerker.. you're praying for defenses at this point because their enhanced health and harder hitting negates idea of offense. Staff is a viable option, only it's the lowest offensive two hander period and there's only a select few decent staffs. Tame is the only thing in the way of a good zerker
  15. retard Ow my anus -
    to be honest, you suck at pk hrimo, so I don't like your opinion.
  16. Hrimo Ow my anus -
    Find out for yourself then.