Adwaud vs. Tipplwise

posted on 2010-03-23 16:27:01
So I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed this fight. This is only the last skirmish. Adwaud had been invading a couple times before this when he couldn't find me after I ran out of there limping. We each had our fair shares of chances, but this is how it panned out.


The Crossroads

[Exits: north east south west]
(White Aura) (INTRUDER) Adwaud is here.
A wolf walks in.

<952/952hp 623m 298mv> no opponent no opponent [road calm] day
Adwaud scans all around.

<952/952hp 623m 298mv> no opponent no opponent [road calm] day (UNPROTECTED) Adwaud yells 'Help! Tipplwise kicked dirt into my eyes!'
Adwaud is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Adwaud.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<952/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
You block Adwaud's attack with your shield.
You grip your shield firmly, staving off Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud's riposte DISEMBOWELS a wolf!
Adwaud blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Adwaud's riposte MUTILATES you!
Adwaud manages to dodge your slash with a lot of effort.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<915/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
Adwaud adopts a defensive posture.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<915/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Your slash decimates Adwaud!
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<871/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day shieldd
Adwaud blocks your disarm and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Adwaud's riposte DISEMBOWELS you!
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<822/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
You nimbly dodge Adwaud's crush with a practiced maneuver.
A wolf's bite injures Adwaud.
Your slash misses Adwaud.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<822/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
Adwaud rubs the dirt out of his eyes.
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Adwaud's riposte DISEMBOWELS a wolf!
Adwaud blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Adwaud's riposte maims you!
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<737/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
Adwaud returns to his aggressive posture.
Adwaud's kicked dirt misses you.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<737/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
You block Adwaud's attack with your shield.
A wolf's bite misses Adwaud.
Adwaud couldn't dodge your slash but you miss by inches.
Adwaud dodges your slash.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<737/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day flee
You flee from combat!
Along the Eastern Road

[Exits: east west]
A long polearm with a curved blade is here.

<737/952hp 623m 296mv> no opponent no opponent [road aggressive] day dual cube
e
You stop using a Justice's Kite Shield as a shield.
You wield a water cube in your off-hand.
A water cube feels like a part of you!

<737/902hp 623m 296mv> no opponent no opponent [road aggressive] day murder $$
The Crossroads

[Exits: north east south west]
(White Aura) (INTRUDER) Adwaud is here.

<737/902hp 623m 294mv> no opponent no opponent [road aggressive] day (UNPROTECTED) Adwaud yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Tipplwise
!'
Adwaud turns your attack against you.
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Adwaud dodges your drowning.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Your slash misses Adwaud.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<689/902hp 623m 294mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
You thrust Adwaud's crush aside in a skillful parry.
You dodge Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Your slash decimates Adwaud!
Adwaud couldn't dodge your drowning but you miss by inches.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<640/902hp 623m 294mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day barr

Adwaud has fled!
Adwaud flies east.

<640/902hp 623m 294mv> no opponent no opponent [road aggressive] day w
w

Adwaud flies in.

<640/902hp 623m 294mv> no opponent no opponent [road aggressive] day
You dodge Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud's crush MUTILATES you!
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<598/902hp 623m 294mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day You hammer Adwaud's shield repeatedly with your weapons.
Your barrage grazes Adwaud.
Adwaud's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage grazes Adwaud.
Your barrage grazes Adwaud.
Adwaud's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage grazes Adwaud.
Adwaud's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage grazes Adwaud.
Adwaud's shield arm is numbed.
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<598/902hp 623m 294mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
You parry Adwaud's crush.
You parry Adwaud's crush with an easy flourish.
Adwaud awkwardly parries your slash with a loud clang.
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<598/902hp 623m 294mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
Adwaud has fled!
Adwaud flies north.

<598/902hp 623m 294mv> no opponent no opponent [road aggressive] day Along the Eastern Road


SNNIIIIPPPPPP This log was cut because I don\x92t want to copy and paste random running.

<667/952hp 623m 266mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day
Your shield jolts under Adwaud's crush, but holds.
You couldn't dodge Adwaud's crush but he misses by inches.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<667/952hp 623m 266mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day st
You are already fighting!
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<667/952hp 623m 266mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day flee
You flee from combat!
In the water

[Exits: north east west]
A wolf walks in.

<667/952hp 623m 257mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day (UNPROTECTED) Adwaud yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Tipplwise
!'
Your slash decimates Adwaud!
You parry Adwaud's crush.
You block Adwaud's attack with your shield.
Adwaud awkwardly parries your slash with a loud clang.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<667/952hp 623m 257mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
You dodge Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Adwaud couldn't dodge your slash but you miss by inches.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Adwaud's shield absorbs the impact of your slash easily.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<622/952hp 623m 257mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud's kicked dirt misses you.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<622/952hp 623m 257mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day shieldd
You fail to disarm Adwaud's shield.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<622/952hp 623m 257mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
You couldn't dodge Adwaud's crush but he misses by inches.
A wolf's bite misses Adwaud.
Adwaud's shield absorbs the impact of your slash easily.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<622/952hp 623m 257mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
You parry Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud's shield jolts under your slash, but holds.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<622/952hp 623m 257mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud stops using a Knight Melancholic's shield as a shield.
Adwaud wields a quickbeam tanto in his off-hand.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<622/952hp 623m 257mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day dis
You disarm Adwaud!
Adwaud has a few scratches.
<622/952hp 623m 257mv> none unarmed [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud switches a quickbeam tanto to his good hand.
You nimbly dodge Adwaud's stab with a practiced maneuver.
You dance around Adwaud's stab and easily dodge it.
Adwaud's riposte DISEMBOWELS a wolf!
Adwaud's riposte DISEMBOWELS a wolf!
Adwaud couldn't dodge your slash but you miss by inches.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<622/952hp 623m 257mv> blade defensive [cave aggressive] day
The white aura around your body fades.
Your warcry wears off.
Adwaud has a few scratches.

<636/952hp 623m 310mv> blade defensive [cave aggressive] day flee

You parry Adwaud's stab.
You parry Adwaud's stab.
Adwaud's riposte MUTILATES a wolf!
Your slash devastates Adwaud!
Your slash devastates Adwaud!
Your slash devastates Adwaud!
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<636/952hp 623m 310mv> blade defensive [cave aggressive] day quaff purple

Adwaud sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Adwaud's bash MANGLES you!
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<552/952hp 623m 310mv> blade defensive [cave aggressive] day
You nimbly dodge Adwaud's stab with a practiced maneuver.
Adwaud's stab DISEMBOWELS you!
Your slash maims Adwaud!
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<504/952hp 623m 310mv> blade defensive [cave aggressive] day
You parry Adwaud's stab.
Your slash devastates Adwaud!
Your slash devastates Adwaud!
Adwaud has quite a few wounds.

<504/952hp 623m 310mv> blade defensive [cave aggressive] day You flee from combat!
The wet tunnel
<504/952hp 623m 301mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day s

You parry Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud's stab decimates you!
You parry Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud has quite a few wounds.

<477/952hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day murder $$
No way! You are still fighting!
Adwaud has quite a few wounds.

<477/952hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day You do the best you can!
Adwaud has quite a few wounds.

<477/952hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
You parry Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud couldn't dodge your slash but you miss by inches.
Your slash decimates Adwaud!
Adwaud dodges your slash.
Adwaud has quite a few wounds.

<477/952hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day wear bow
You stop using a Justice's Kite Shield as a shield.
You stop wielding a sword with a swiftbird hilt.
You wield a crossbow of slaughter.
You are skilled with a crossbow of slaughter.
Adwaud has quite a few wounds.

<477/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
You stab at Adwaud with an arrow at point blank range.
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Adwaud!
You nimbly dodge Adwaud's crush with a practiced maneuver.
Adwaud's stab decimates you!
You dance around Adwaud's crush and easily dodge it.
You awkwardly parry Adwaud's stab with a loud clang.
You nimbly dodge Adwaud's crush with a practiced maneuver.
Your drowning MUTILATES Adwaud!
Your drowning DISMEMBERS Adwaud!
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Adwaud!
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Adwaud!
Adwaud has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<452/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud strikes you with his weapon and attempts to hobble you.
Adwaud's hobble wounds you.
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.
Adwaud has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
^--- That kind of sucks. I was in superior combat style and I still get hobbled? Damn.

<434/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Adwaud's stab decimates you!
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Your drowning MUTILATES Adwaud!
Your drowning MUTILATES Adwaud!
Adwaud has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<304/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day dirt
Your kicked dirt misses Adwaud.
Adwaud has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<304/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your drowning MUTILATES Adwaud!
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Adwaud!
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Adwaud!
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<216/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud has fled!
Adwaud flies south.

<216/912hp 623m 301mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day s
murder $$
wear sword

Your leg recovers enough to move normally again.

<216/912hp 623m 301mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day wear shield

Adwaud flies in.

<216/912hp 623m 301mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<171/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day No way! You are still fighting!
You stab at Adwaud with an arrow at point blank range.
Your drowning maims Adwaud!
You dodge Adwaud's crush.
A wolf's bite misses Adwaud.
Adwaud blocks your arrow with his shield.
Adwaud blocks your arrow with his shield.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<171/912hp 623m 301mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day You do the best you can!
The white aura around Adwaud's body fades.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<181/912hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day You stop wielding a crossbow of slaughter.
You wield a sword with a swiftbird hilt.
A sword with a swiftbird hilt feels like a part of you!
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<181/902hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
You parry Adwaud's crush.
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Adwaud parries your slash.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Your slash DISEMBOWELS Adwaud!
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<131/902hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud takes a vicious swipe at you with his shield.
Adwaud's sideswipe DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Adwaud's shield slams into your weapon and knocks it aside!
Adwaud rakes your weapon aside!
You are knocked off your feet.
Adwaud's winding kick decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You gasp for air as your breath is kicked out of you.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<55/902hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
You dodge Adwaud's crush.
Your primary weapon has been raked aside!
Your primary weapon has been raked aside!
You gain control of your weapon.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<55/902hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day bers
You wear a Justice's Kite Shield as a shield.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<55/952hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud takes a vicious swipe at you with his shield.
Adwaud's sideswipe collides harmlessly into your shield.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<55/952hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
You deflect Adwaud's crush aside in an ungraceful parry.
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A wolf's bite devastates Adwaud!
Your slash DISMEMBERS Adwaud!
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<11/952hp 623m 354mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<116/952hp 312m 177mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dance around Adwaud's crush and easily dodge it.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Adwaud manages to dodge your slash with a lot of effort.
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<70/952hp 312m 177mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud gets a wild look in his eyes.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<70/952hp 312m 177mv> shaft defensive [cave aggressive] day dis
You disarm Adwaud!
You twist around to drive shield-first into your unarmed opponent.
Your spin bash misses Adwaud.
Adwaud looks pretty hurt.

<70/952hp 312m 177mv> none unarmed [cave aggressive] day
You couldn't dodge Adwaud's punch but he misses by inches.
You grip your shield firmly, staving off Adwaud's punch.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Adwaud blocks your attack with his shield.
Your slash MASSACRES Adwaud!
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<70/952hp 312m 177mv> none unarmed [cave aggressive] day sideswipe

Adwaud has fled!
Adwaud flies north.

<70/952hp 312m 177mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day n
murder $$

Adwaud flies in.

<70/952hp 312m 177mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud flies south.

<70/952hp 312m 177mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day s
murder $$

<84/952hp 323m 177mv> no opponent no opponent [cave aggressive] day murder $$
(UNPROTECTED) Adwaud yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Tipplwise!'
Your slash devastates Adwaud!
Your weapon advantage overcomes Adwaud's parry attempt.
Your slash MUTILATES Adwaud!
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<84/952hp 323m 177mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day murder $$

You grip your shield firmly, staving off Adwaud's crush.
Your slash misses Adwaud.
Adwaud deflects your slash aside in an ungraceful parry.
Your slash maims Adwaud!
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<84/952hp 323m 177mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
Adwaud's bash misses you.
You evade Adwaud's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
Adwaud is in awful condition.
^--- That makes up for the earlier hobble.

<84/952hp 323m 177mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day wear bow
You do the best you can!
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<84/952hp 323m 177mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day You do the best you can!
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<84/952hp 323m 177mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day You stop using a Justice's Kite Shield as a shield.
You stop wielding a sword with a swiftbird hilt.
You wield a crossbow of slaughter.
You are skilled with a crossbow of slaughter.
Adwaud is in awful condition.

<84/912hp 323m 177mv> shaft dual_wield [cave aggressive] day
You stab at Adwaud with an arrow at point blank range.
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Adwaud!
Adwaud is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
A wolf's bite mauls Adwaud.
Adwaud is DEAD!!
Adwaud's severed head plops on the ground.



GO WOLFY!!!!
  1. bassball Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    very impressive Tipp. Gnome warrior beating dwarf warrior should always be impressive i think. And hes a keeper douche so well done.
  2. mullet Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    This log is the biggest load of shit I have ever seen. Lol. High five tipplwise.
  3. tipplwise Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    Switching to the bow was probably what did it. From what I've seen point blank is the first attack in the round, then it goes alphabetically (so Adwaud has a clear advantage over Tipplwise). That point blank killed him before he could let loose his eight attack round which probably would have dealt more than 84hp worth of damage.

    This leads me to the fact that in close fights, the person with the alphabetically superior name has a distinct advantage because when you're both down to 50hp, the person who is going to land the last blow is either

    a) The person who flees and murders

    b) The person with the alphabetically superior name because their attacks happen in the round first which is completely unfair

    or

    c) The person who switches to bow and lands a point blank

    In any event. I think the whole name making your attacks first thing is a bit ridiculous. Why should having a name that starts with "aa" like "aaheyda" give you an advantage over anyone else?
  4. stiehl Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    Wow, tipp, is that true? If the name thing is true that is rather *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*. Here come the Aaaaaanoob names.
  5. mullet Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    Ive never noticed that... but bet your ass I am going to be watching for it.

    And making nothing but names that start with at least 8 A's.
  6. rekkakun Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    Heh.... I seem to be hated. I'm just doing my job dude!
  7. Kessor Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    "Greetings, sir Paladin. My name is Aa'aabacada. Care to hunt?"

    Good job, Tipplwise. I never noticed that stuff either, but the fact that you remembered that in the heat of battle and switched to bow before it was too late? That's impressive.
  8. adwaud Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    eh, he has been doing that shit the entire fight... It's just that I decided to go dual wield and bash him. If that bashed hit, he would have died. It didn't and I died. that's about it. Lol.
  9. Mandor Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    = \tSwitching to the bow was probably what did it. From what I've seen point blank is the first attack in the round, then it goes alphabetically (so Adwaud has a clear advantage over Tipplwise). That point blank killed him before he could let loose his eight attack round which probably would have dealt more than 84hp worth of damage.

    This leads me to the fact that in close fights, the person with the alphabetically superior name has a distinct advantage because when you're both down to 50hp, the person who is going to land the last blow is either

    a) The person who flees and murders

    b) The person with the alphabetically superior name because their attacks happen in the round first which is completely unfair
    =



    Oh.... is that what Aahdeya's doing?
  10. Hrimo Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    You guys are really believing the idea of alphabetical order of turns in rounds? *sigh*

    He who initiates strikes first in rounds.<<

    It used to be that whoever was in the realms for a shorter time (higher on the WHO list) was first in rounds, but Dav fixed that bug.
  11. Mandor Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    thats what I thought it was Hrimo, but people said otherwise.
  12. mullet Adwaud vs. Tipplwise -
    952/952hp 623m 298mv> no opponent no opponent [road calm] day (UNPROTECTED) Adwaud yells 'Help! Tipplwise kicked dirt into my eyes!'
    Adwaud is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
    Your kicked dirt scratches Adwaud.
    Adwaud has a few scratches.

    <952/952hp 623m 298mv> shaft defensive [road aggressive] day
    You block Adwaud's attack with your shield.
    You grip your shield firmly, staving off Adwaud's crush.
    Adwaud's riposte DISEMBOWELS a wolf!
    Adwaud blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
    Adwaud's riposte MUTILATES you!
    Adwaud manages to dodge your slash wit


    Ummm, no. Kthnxbai.