Blagu meets more goddesses.

posted on 2009-10-01 16:37:20
[51 Gnome HER] Vevier, Mother of All Things Writerly and Edible
[55 H-Elf IMM] [JUSTICE] Vanisse the Nosy Immortal
[35 Minot Ber] Blagu the Inflictor of Pain


You tell Vanisse 'Du do da gaddas da fury?'

Vanisse tells you 'Du do da what what fury?'

You tell Vanisse 'Gaddas da fury.'

Vanisse tells you 'I'm not very furious, if that's what you're asking.'

You tell Vanisse 'Na du doe da gaddas da fury? '

Vanisse tells you 'Unless I haven't had gnomes in awhile in which case...you'd better watch out.'

You tell Vanisse 'Du gaddas. Nos gaddas. Gaddas da fury gaddas.'

Vanisse tells you 'Do I know the goddess of fury?'

You tell Vanisse 'Mmm.'

Vanisse tells you 'I think it might be Groq at a certain time of the month.'

You tell Vanisse 'Na ock fu fu.'

You tell Vanisse 'Gaddas da fury!'

Vanisse tells you 'Erm.'

Vanisse tells you 'I guess I don't know her then.'

You tell Vanisse 'Do dat doe?'

Vanisse tells you 'Do I what?'

You tell Vanisse 'Dat doe gaddas da fury?'

Vanisse tells you 'Is Vevier the goddess of fury?'

You tell Vevier 'Du doe da gaddas da fury?'

Vevier tells you 'I'm not the goddess of fury dearie, I'm a chef.'

You tell Vevier 'Na, du DAT doe?'

Vevier tells you 'Speak more slowly dearie, I think your teeth are getting in the way of your words.'

You tell Vevier 'Har har har.'

Soft harmonies filter through the atmosphere, coalescing into the form of Vanisse.

Vanisse blinks innocently at you.

Someone gives Vanisse a firm and respectful salute.

Vanisse gallantly tips her hat.

Blagu grunts 'Wan tak?'

Vanisse says 'I'm very curious what you are trying to ask.'

Fury the hobgoblin slave rasps 'Boss wanna talk to yas.'

Vanisse says 'What is he saying?'

Someone shrugs in response to Vanisse's question.

Fury the hobgoblin slave peers at you intently.

Vanisse pokes you in the ribs.

Blagu grunts 'Dat doe gaddas da fury?'

Vanisse whispers to the goblin 'What does that mean?'

Fury the hobgoblin slave rasps 'He wanna know if you know da Goddess of Fury.'

Vanisse says 'Oh.'

Fury the hobgoblin slave rasps 'Boss says mes Goddess sometimes but where go?'

Vanisse says 'Umm, I don't think I know her personally.'

Fury the hobgoblin slave twitches.

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'Have you forgotten already Vanisse?'

Vanisse blinks innocently.

Vanisse coughs loudly.

Vanisse says 'Hi Grandma.'

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'Is your memory so weak that you do not know who owns you?'

Vanisse sighs.

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'I will collect the debt you owe.'

Vanisse says 'How many gnomes is that?'

Vanisse winces in agony.

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'All of them.'

Vanisse says 'Darn.'

Vanisse says 'I don't get to keep even one?'

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'Blagu will execute my will on this world.'

Vanisse pouts.

Someone comforts Vanisse.

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'None are safe.'

Vanisse sighs.

Vanisse says 'But I need some to make cookies!'

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'A new age will dawn on this world.'

Vanisse glares icily at you.

Vanisse says 'You're on, gnome muncher.'

Fury the hobgoblin slave turns to face Blagu.

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'You have work to do my faithful servant.'

Fury the hobgoblin slave speaks in a deep, booming voice with eyes rolled back in his head 'Now go!'

Fury the hobgoblin slave twitches.

You yell 'Hi ya acht ya bocco du dun yar da Goddas da Fury!'

Vanisse blinks innocently.

Fury the hobgoblin slave rolls its eyes, disgusted.

Fury the hobgoblin slave rasps 'Boss?'

Fury the hobgoblin slave rasps 'She knowin da gaddas?'

Blagu grunts 'Na tak.'