Two Gnomes One Cup: Eternal Boredom

posted on 2008-10-19 07:38:44
<558hp 648m 514mv> l
A marshland
The air around you is moist and filled with the odor of decaying tissue.
Your feet slip a few inches into the murky water below you as water snakes
slither around in search of prey. Thin tangles vines hang from the trees
like deadly serpents waiting to strike. It feels very old here.

[Exits: north east]
(Charmed) Worked to death many years ago, this cursed slave keeps going relentlessly.
A gnomish perimeter guard of Seringale is here, watching out for known criminals.
A gnomish city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A gnomish city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A young gnome woman is here.
A young gnome man is here
A gnome baby is here, fast asleep.
A young male gnome stands here, guarding something.
A young male gnome stands here, guarding something.
A powerful looking gnome stands here wearing ornate clothes.
A gnome man is here, lost in thought.
An older male gnome stands here, guarding something.
An old female gnome is sleeping here.
An imprisoned gnome is here, looking for a way out.

<558hp 648m 514mv> say It time. Rise and we take Valour!
You say 'It time gnome army. Rise and we take Valour!'

<558hp 648m 514mv> l chi
The Chief looks like he could whap you hard. He looks not only powerful
but wise and resourceful. You better not mess with him.
The chief gnome is in excellent condition.

the chief gnome is using:
a ring topped by a small, highly detailed bat
a string of small wooden beads
(Magical) (Glowing) an electrum sword

<558hp 648m 514mv> say Why not move? We make deal Chief.
You say 'Why not move? We make deal Chief.'

<558hp 648m 514mv> l
A marshland
The air around you is moist and filled with the odor of decaying tissue.
Your feet slip a few inches into the murky water below you as water snakes
slither around in search of prey. Thin tangles vines hang from the trees
like deadly serpents waiting to strike. It feels very old here.

[Exits: north east]
(Charmed) Worked to death many years ago, this cursed slave keeps going relentlessly.
A gnomish perimeter guard of Seringale is here, watching out for known criminals.
A gnomish city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A gnomish city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A young gnome woman is here.
A young gnome man is here
A gnome baby is here, fast asleep.
A young male gnome stands here, guarding something.
A young male gnome stands here, guarding something.
A powerful looking gnome stands here wearing ornate clothes.
A gnome man is here, lost in thought.
An older male gnome stands here, guarding something.
An old female gnome is sleeping here.
An imprisoned gnome is here, looking for a way out.

<564hp 653m 514mv> say Fine
You say 'Fine'

<564hp 653m 514mv> co ear
You lost your concentration.

<564hp 646m 514mv> co ear
You lost your concentration.

<564hp 639m 514mv> co ear
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
Your earthquake MANGLES an older male gnome!
Your earthquake MASSACRES an imprisoned gnome!
Your earthquake MANGLES an old female gnome!
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnomish city guard!
Your earthquake MASSACRES a gnome man!
The chief gnome yells 'Help! Quar's earthquake is shaking the room!'
Your earthquake MANGLES the chief gnome!
Your earthquake MANGLES a young male gnome!
Your earthquake MASSACRES a young male gnome!
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnome baby!
A gnome baby is DEAD!!
The Overlord gives you one gold coin for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MASSACRES a young gnome man!
A young gnome man is DEAD!!
A young gnome man's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.
You get a gold coin from the corpse of a young gnome man.
The Overlord gives you 5 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MANGLES a young gnome woman!
A young gnome woman is DEAD!!
You hear a young gnome woman's death cry.
You get a gold coin from the corpse of a young gnome woman.
The Overlord gives you 5 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MASSACRES a gnomish city guard!
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnomish perimeter guard!
An older male gnome looks pretty hurt.

<564hp 624m 514mv>
An older male gnome's slash misses you.
An imprisoned gnome's slap misses you.
An old female gnome's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
An old female gnome's pound wounds you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnome man's pierce misses you.
The chief gnome's slash misses you.
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish perimeter guard's punch grazes you.
An undead slave's punch maims an older male gnome!
An older male gnome is DEAD!!
An older male gnome's hand is ripped from his arm.
You get 16 gold coins from the corpse of an older male gnome.
The Overlord gives you 8 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<564hp 624m 514mv> co ear

An imprisoned gnome's slap misses you.
You grip your shield firmly, staving off an old female gnome's pound.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnome man's pierce misses you.
The chief gnome's slash misses you.
The chief gnome yells 'Guards! Guards! Quar is attacking me!'
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish perimeter guard's punch misses you.
An imprisoned gnome is in awful condition.

<564hp 624m 514mv> You lost your concentration.
An imprisoned gnome is in awful condition.

<564hp 617m 514mv>
An imprisoned gnome's slap misses you.
An old female gnome's pound misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnome man's pierce misses you.
The chief gnome's slash misses you.
The chief gnome tries to disarm you, but fails.
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
You parry a gnomish city guard's punch with an easy flourish.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish perimeter guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish perimeter guard's bash misses you.
You evade a gnomish perimeter guard's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
An undead slave's punch misses an imprisoned gnome.
An undead slave's punch maims an imprisoned gnome!
An imprisoned gnome is DEAD!!
An imprisoned gnome's fingers are severed from his hand.
The Overlord gives you 6 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<567hp 620m 514mv> co ear
You lost your concentration.

<567hp 613m 514mv>
You grip your shield firmly, staving off an old female gnome's pound.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnome man's pierce misses you.
The chief gnome's slash misses you.
The chief gnome yells 'Guards! Guards! Quar is attacking me!'
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
A young male gnome's slash misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
You parry a gnomish perimeter guard's punch.
An old female gnome has some small wounds and bruises.

<567hp 613m 514mv> co ear
The earth trembles beneath your feet!
Your earthquake MANGLES an old female gnome!
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnomish city guard!
Your earthquake MASSACRES a gnome man!
A gnome man is DEAD!!
You hear a gnome man's death cry.
You get 4 gold coins from the corpse of a gnome man.
The Overlord gives you 7 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MASSACRES the chief gnome!
Your earthquake MANGLES a young male gnome!
A young male gnome is DEAD!!
A young male gnome splatters blood on your armor.
You get 13 gold coins from the corpse of a young male gnome.
The Overlord gives you 8 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MASSACRES a young male gnome!
A young male gnome is DEAD!!
A young male gnome's leg is dismembered from his dead body.
You get 11 gold coins from the corpse of a young male gnome.
The Overlord gives you 8 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnomish city guard!
Your earthquake MASSACRES a gnomish perimeter guard!
You have become better at communing earthquake!
An old female gnome has quite a few wounds.

<567hp 598m 514mv>
You block an old female gnome's attack with your shield.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
The chief gnome's slash misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish perimeter guard's punch hits you.
An undead slave's punch decimates an old female gnome!
Your crush *** DEMOLISHES *** an old female gnome!
Your crush *** DEMOLISHES *** an old female gnome!
An old female gnome looks pretty hurt.

<567hp 598m 514mv> co ear

You block an old female gnome's attack with your shield.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
The chief gnome's slash misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish city guard's punch misses you.
A gnomish perimeter guard's punch misses you.
An undead slave's punch devastates an old female gnome!
An undead slave's punch maims an old female gnome!
Your crush *** DEMOLISHES *** an old female gnome!
An old female gnome is DEAD!!
The Overlord gives you 25 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<567hp 598m 514mv> The earth trembles beneath your feet!
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnomish city guard!
A gnomish city guard is DEAD!!
A gnomish city guard splatters blood on your armor.
You get 55 gold coins from the corpse of a gnomish city guard.
The Overlord gives you 15 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MANGLES the chief gnome!
The chief gnome is DEAD!!
You hear the chief gnome's death cry.
You get 43 gold coins from the corpse of the chief gnome.
The Overlord gives you 15 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnomish city guard!
A gnomish city guard is DEAD!!
A gnomish city guard splatters blood on your armor.
You get 108 gold coins from the corpse of a gnomish city guard.
The Overlord gives you 15 gold coins for your sacrifice.
Your earthquake MANGLES a gnomish perimeter guard!
A gnomish perimeter guard has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<567hp 583m 514mv>
You parry a gnomish perimeter guard's punch.
An undead slave's punch devastates a gnomish perimeter guard!
An undead slave's punch maims a gnomish perimeter guard!
An undead slave's punch maims a gnomish perimeter guard!
Your crush *** DEMOLISHES *** a gnomish perimeter guard!
A gnomish perimeter guard is DEAD!!
You hear a gnomish perimeter guard's death cry.
You get 98 gold coins from the corpse of a gnomish perimeter guard.
The Overlord gives you 20 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<567hp 583m 514mv> co ear
The earth trembles beneath your feet!

<569hp 572m 514mv> cackle
You cackle gleefully.

<569hp 572m 514mv> l
A marshland
The air around you is moist and filled with the odor of decaying tissue.
Your feet slip a few inches into the murky water below you as water snakes
slither around in search of prey. Thin tangles vines hang from the trees
like deadly serpents waiting to strike. It feels very old here.

[Exits: north east]
( 3) (Glowing) A glowing banner bearing the emblem of Seringale rests here.
(Magical) (Glowing) An electrum sword lies here.
A string of beads is here.
A small metal ring is here.
A wrist sheath is here.
A small bag is here.
A light leather jerkin is here.
A small dagger is here.
A short mace is here.
A pair of gray trousers is here.
A plain brown cape is here.
A pair of leather boots is here.
(Magical) A bloody cloak lies in a corner.
A bloody potion lies here.
A bloody key is stuck to the floor.
The sliced-off leg of a young male gnome is lying here.
( 2) A small sword is here.
The sliced-off fingers of an imprisoned gnome are lying here.
The sliced-off hand of an older male gnome is lying here.
The splattered brains of a young gnome man are lying here.
(Charmed) Worked to death many years ago, this cursed slave keeps going relentlessly.



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