Gremlin pwnage

posted on 2006-12-22 18:29:12
<377/594hp 378/505m 237/292mv 11938 20761gp no opponent no opponent>
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by a green gremlin!'
You block a green gremlin's attack with your shield.
You nimbly dodge a green gremlin's bite with a practiced maneuver.
A green gremlin's bite decimates you!
You parry a green gremlin's bite.
You dance around a green gremlin's bite and easily dodge it.
You dance around a green gremlin's bite and easily dodge it.
You parry a green gremlin's bite.
You parry a green gremlin's bite.
A green gremlin's bite maims you!
You nimbly dodge a green gremlin's bite with a practiced maneuver.
You block a green gremlin's attack with your shield.
A green gremlin's bite MUTILATES you!
You dodge a green gremlin's bite.
You deflect a green gremlin's bite aside in an ungraceful parry.
You dodge a green gremlin's bite.
A green gremlin's bite devastates Lakkte the undead slave!
A green gremlin's bite devastates Lakkte the undead slave!
A green gremlin's bite maims Lakkte the undead slave!
Lakkte the undead slave is SLAIN!!
Lakkte the undead slave's severed head plops on the ground.
Lakkte the undead slave's body disintegrates into dust.
A green gremlin is in excellent condition.

<279/594hp 378/505m 237/292mv 11938 20761gp neither even>
con grem
A green gremlin is no match for you.
A green gremlin grins at you evilly.
A green gremlin is in excellent condition.

<279/594hp 378/505m 237/292mv 11938 20761gp neither even>
You thrust a green gremlin's bite aside in a skillful parry.
You parry a green gremlin's bite.
You dodge a green gremlin's bite.
A green gremlin's bite maims you!
A green gremlin's bite MUTILATES you!
You dodge a green gremlin's bite.
A green gremlin's bite misses you.
A green gremlin's bite misses you.
You thrust a green gremlin's bite aside in a skillful parry.
You block a green gremlin's attack with your shield.
You dodge a green gremlin's bite.
You parry a green gremlin's bite.
You grip your shield firmly, staving off a green gremlin's bite.
You parry a green gremlin's bite.
You thrust a green gremlin's bite aside in a skillful parry.
You awkwardly parry a green gremlin's bite with a loud clang.
A green gremlin's bite maims you!
A green gremlin's bite misses you.
Your slash DISMEMBERS a green gremlin!
Your slash DISMEMBERS a green gremlin!
Your slash DISMEMBERS a green gremlin!
A green gremlin has quite a few wounds.

<172/594hp 378/505m 237/292mv 11938 20761gp neither even>
ho pike
You stop using a set of wooden javelins.
You stop using a Knight Melancholic's shield as a shield.
You stop wielding a sword with a swiftbird hilt.
You wield a monstrous steel pike.
You are skilled with a monstrous steel pike.
A green gremlin has quite a few wounds.

<172/614hp 378/505m 237/292mv 11938 20761gp neither even>
wind
You wind yourself up, preparing to cleave.
A green gremlin has quite a few wounds.

<172/614hp 378/505m 221/292mv 11938 20761gp neither even>
A green gremlin's bite maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A green gremlin's bite devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A green gremlin's bite maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You couldn't dodge a green gremlin's bite but he misses by inches.
You dodge a green gremlin's bite.
You parry a green gremlin's bite with an easy flourish.
You dodge a green gremlin's bite.
You nimbly dodge a green gremlin's bite with a practiced maneuver.
A green gremlin's bite devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A green gremlin's bite maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You parry a green gremlin's bite.
A green gremlin's bite devastates you!
You have been KILLED!!

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