Easy as AFK

posted on 2006-08-12 01:51:28
You fade into existence.
Your strangulation misses Krazel.
Krazel is in excellent condition.

<329hp 399m 315mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest>
You are hungry.
Timer now at 29 secs.
Krazel is in excellent condition.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest> wear pike

Your flaming bite DISEMBOWELS Krazel!
Krazel's slash misses you.
You dodge Krazel's slash.
Krazel has some small wounds and bruises

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest>
Your flaming bite MUTILATES Krazel!
Krazel's slash misses you.
Krazel's stab misses you.
Krazel has quite a few wounds.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest> You stop wielding a fiery dagger.
You are no longer counterbalanced.
You wield a monstrous steel pike.
You are skilled with a monstrous steel pike.
Krazel has quite a few wounds.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest> dir
Krazel is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Krazel.
Krazel has quite a few wounds.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest>
Krazel awkwardly parries your thrust with a loud clang.
Krazel's slash misses you.
Krazel's stab misses you.
Krazel has quite a few wounds.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest>
Your thrust DISEMBOWELS Krazel!
Krazel awkwardly parries your thrust with a loud clang.
Krazel rubs the dirt out of his eyes.
Krazel's slash misses you.
Krazel's stab misses you.
Krazel has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest> calt
You throw a handful of sharp spikes at the feet of Krazel.
Your caltraps injures Krazel.
Krazel starts limping.
Krazel has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest>
Your thrust DISEMBOWELS Krazel!
Your thrust MASSACRES Krazel!
Krazel is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Krazel is bleeding to death.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>/ dual_wield>aggressive>forest>
Your thrust DISMEMBERS Krazel!
Krazel is DEAD!!
Krazel splatters blood on your armor.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> get coins corpse
l in corpse
You get 108 gold coins from the corpse of Krazel.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> The corpse of Krazel holds:
(Humming) a jagged sword
a leaf dagger
( 3) a slab of beef
a strange amulet
a black horned helmet

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> get beef corpse
You get a slab of beef from the corpse of Krazel.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> get beef corpse
You get a slab of beef from the corpse of Krazel.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> get beef corpse
You get a slab of beef from the corpse of Krazel.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
put all.beef sack
You put a slab of beef in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
You put a slab of beef in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.
You put a slab of beef in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> where
Players near you:
<PK> Jukishirata The Trail to Miden'nir

<329hp 403m 343mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> s
The Miden'nir
The forest is deep here and the wind blows through the trees and through
your hair. To the north, the forest gets lighter. However, the southern
and western paths place you even deeper in the wood.

[Exits: north south west]

<329hp 403m 340mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> w
On a Small Path
A path is here, leading east and south through the dark woods of
Miden'nir. Mountains slash the scenery to the west of here.

[Exits: east south]

<329hp 403m 337mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> s
The Trail
You are on a north-south trail through the woods. To the west, impassable
mountains glare at you, and the thick woods and undergrowth prevent any
movement westward. But as you look more closely toward the bushes, you
notice a faint outline of an opening and footsteps leading into the
mountains.

[Exits: north south west]

<329hp 403m 334mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> w
A Fog-Shrouded Trail
You are on a fog-shrouded trail which runs up the side of this dark
mountain. The ground is wet and muddy with melted snow, and the path
which should lead to the Miden'nir disappears amongst the mist and the
trees. There is nothing for you to do but follow the trail that twists
up towards the broken, snow-covered heights of the mountain range.
An old stone tablet with inscriptions stands beside a bush in the
corner.

[Exits: east up]

<329hp 403m 330mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>mountain> where
Players near you:
<PK> Jukishirata A Fog-Shrouded Trail

<329hp 403m 330mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>mountain> e
The Trail
You are on a north-south trail through the woods. To the west, impassable
mountains glare at you, and the thick woods and undergrowth prevent any
movement westward. But as you look more closely toward the bushes, you
notice a faint outline of an opening and footsteps leading into the
mountains.

[Exits: north south west]

<329hp 403m 326mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> n
On a Small Path
A path is here, leading east and south through the dark woods of
Miden'nir. Mountains slash the scenery to the west of here.

[Exits: east south]

<329hp 403m 323mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest>
The sun slowly disappears in the west.
Timer now at 29 secs.
You are hungry.
Timer now at 29 secs.
The white aura around your body fades.
Timer now at 29 secs.

<329hp 405m 353mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> n
Thick trees block your way as you attempt to walk north.

<329hp 405m 353mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> get beef sack
You get a slab of beef from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<329hp 405m 353mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> eat beef
You eat a slab of beef.
You are full.

<329hp 405m 353mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> e
The Miden'nir
The forest is deep here and the wind blows through the trees and through
your hair. To the north, the forest gets lighter. However, the southern
and western paths place you even deeper in the wood.

[Exits: north south west]

<329hp 405m 350mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> n
The Trail to Miden'nir
You are in a light forest. A path leads south, but the passage to the east
is easy enough. To the west, smoke can be seen rising above the treetops.

[Exits: north east south west]
The corpse of Krazel is lying here.
Krazel the Evil Champion is here.

<329hp 405m 347mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> n
The Trail to Miden'nir
You are in a light forest. A path leads south, but the passage to the east
is easy enough. To the west, smoke can be seen rising above the treetops.
The sprawl of Seringale lies north of here.

[Exits: north south]

<329hp 405m 344mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> where
Players near you:
<PK> Jukishirata The Trail to Miden'nir
Krazel The Trail to Miden'nir

<329hp 405m 344mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> s
The Trail to Miden'nir
You are in a light forest. A path leads south, but the passage to the east
is easy enough. To the west, smoke can be seen rising above the treetops.

[Exits: north east south west]
The corpse of Krazel is lying here.
Krazel the Evil Champion is here.

<329hp 405m 341mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> l krazel
You cannot see much more than a figure due to the shadows covering him.
As you get closer for a better look you notice his eyes are the color of
coals. His figure is not too large, but muscular. His hair barely shows as
the hood he wears covers most of his scalp. He bares the insignia of "Nrob
Si Live" across the adam's apple on his neck. This man's appearance gathers
a suspensful look from most eyes.
He has led a sheltered life.
Krazel is in awful condition.

<329hp 405m 341mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> TICK IN 5 SECONDS.
n
The Trail to Miden'nir
You are in a light forest. A path leads south, but the passage to the east
is easy enough. To the west, smoke can be seen rising above the treetops.
The sprawl of Seringale lies north of here.

[Exits: north south]

<329hp 405m 338mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> s
The Trail to Miden'nir
You are in a light forest. A path leads south, but the passage to the east
is easy enough. To the west, smoke can be seen rising above the treetops.

[Exits: north east south west]
The corpse of Krazel is lying here.
Krazel the Evil Champion is here.

<329hp 405m 335mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> l in corpse
The corpse of Krazel holds:
Nothing.

<329hp 405m 335mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest>
Krazel says 'I was afk.'

<329hp 405m 335mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest>
The night has begun.
Timer now at 29 secs.

<329hp 411m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> esay 'quietly hisses,' yep. it made it all the more sweeter.
Jukishirata quietly hisses, 'Yep. it made it all the more sweeter.'

<329hp 411m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> ivis
You fade out of existence.

<329hp 406m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest>
Krazel yells 'I was meditating!'

<329hp 406m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> gimp kaz
You wait to be gimped.

<329hp 406m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> gimp kra
You laugh in his face as you gimp him.

<329hp 406m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest>
Krazel utters the words, 'oculoinfra uizug'.

<329hp 406m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> esay 'quietly hisses,' yes, it was sweet!
Jukishirata quietly hisses, 'Yes, it was sweet!'

<329hp 406m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> sc
You are Jukishirata the Master of Kyusho, level 25, 18 years old (21 hours).
Race: drow Sex: male Class: ninja
Hometown: Darkhaven Alignment: evil Ethos: chaotic
You have been barred from the tavern.
You have 329/329 hit, 406/469 mana, 364/364 movement.
You have 0 practices and 0 training sessions.
You are carrying 33/38 items with weight 177/262 pounds.
Str: 18(18) Int: 24(24) Wis: 18(18) Dex: 24(24) Con: 16(16)
You have scored 194461 exp, completed 15 quests, and have 17383 gold coins.
Condition: You are in the prime of your health.
Luck: You feel lucky.
You need 3339 exp to level.
Wimpy set to 80 hit points.
You are standing.
Armor: pierce: -123 bash: -122 slash: -125 magic: -57
You are superbly armored against piercing.
You are superbly armored against bashing.
You are superbly armored against slashing.
You are very well-armored against magic.
Save vs Afflictive: -17 Mental: -5 Maledictive: -5
You are vulnerable to afflictive spells.
You are defenseless against mental spells.
You are defenseless against maledictive spells.
Hitroll: 17 Damroll: 23
You are affected by the following:
Spell: invisibility : lasts for 25 hours
Skill: detect hidden : lasts for 21 hours
Skill: chii : modifies ac by -25 for 20 hours
Skill: endure : modifies save_vs_spell by -5 for 8 hours
Spell: hex : modifies luck by -2 for 441 hours
Spell: detect invis : lasts for 21 hours

<329hp 406m 364mv 3339tnl>. none>aggressive>forest> esay 'quietly hisses,' did you enjoy it? I like it. soo easy.
Jukishirata quietly hisses, 'Did you enjoy it? I like it. soo easy.'

  1. gomer Easy as AFK -
    nice remmy, its good to see some people never change.
  2. guest Easy as AFK -
    No kidding. He really likes stroking himself too...

    hahaha. that's awesome.
    that guy who killed Krazel sounds awesome.
    sweet. there's another log on invok.
    did anyone read that new invok post the 1000 gold one please?
    haha. it's total pawnage.
    haha, that new post on invok is total noob pawnage.
    the best is when people actually post their logs of them dominating noobs.
  3. gomer Easy as AFK -
    ???
  4. guest Easy as AFK -
    Err, those were all things he was saying in chat. For some reason it didn't post his nick with it.
  5. guest Easy as AFK -
    wheres this chat thing?
  6. Xerties Easy as AFK -
    irc.webchat.org #spoon
  7. guest Easy as AFK -
    are you sure of that site? I go there and there is no spoon.
  8. Xerties Easy as AFK -
    Go and download mirc somewhere. Use that to connect, not your web browser.